So somebody just asked about Sterek courtship fics and suddenly I thought, “What if Werewolves were like Mormons?”
everything always comes back to werewolves and mormons
If that story doesn’t end with everyone getting their own house on the moon after they die, i will be severly dissapointed.
Obv everyone gets THEIR OWN MOON. If regular Mormons can give everyone a planet, werewolf Mormons can give away moons.
Gonna be honest, now all I can think about is someone rewriting that fic where Mormons are like Gremlins and you can’t get them wet when they’re sleeping. And now I’m imagining a hidden desert colony of miniature Stileses and Dereks.
Someone please do this.